… cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
… your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
… pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
… you consider inner-office mail painfully slow.
… you refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
… you lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
… you think "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
… you refer to tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
… you find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
... you know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbors.
… you ask your friends to "think out of the box" when you make your Friday night plans.
… you get excited when it’s Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
… you think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o’clock.
SOURCE: Shag Dance Fun Page
Workforce, November 1998, Vol. 77, No. 11, p. 32.