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Mergers We'd Like to See

January 27, 2000
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You know, some of these merged-company names just don't roll off the tongue.

Here are some mergers we'd recommend for ease of nomenclature.

Merging Companies: LaZBoy and Fannie Mae
New Entity: La- Z-Fannie

Citigroup, Theragen and PNC
Group Therapy

Lucent Technologies and First Republic Bank
Lucifer

Enron, Oldsmobile, Rayovac and Top Gun Capital
Ron-old-Ray-gun

Pharmacia & Upjohn and Dell Computer
Farmer in the Dell

Hot Jobs and Pizza Hut
Jabba the Hut

Oracle, Sony and Wells Fargo
Orson Wells

Office Depot and Wal-Mart
Off the Wall

Prestek, Prudential and Fidelity
Presidential Infidelity

Neiman Marcus and Capital One
Kneecap

Shoney's and Intel
Show 'n' Tell

Microsoft, Tyson Chicken, Jack in the Box and Bitech Petroleum
Mike-Tyson-Box-Bite

Fruit of the Loom and Cheesecake Factory, Inc.
Fruitcake

3Com and Bear Stearns
3Bears

Microsoft, Louis Rich, Gateway and Starbucks
Rich Gates with Bucks

EBay and Watchguard Technologies
Baywatch

Workforce and Mrs. Fields
Force Fields

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