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Job duty from a resume: "entering children into computer." Hmmmm...sometimes I think that might be a good place for them!
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posted at 4/17/2003 10:15 AM EDT
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Job duty from a resume: "entering children into computer."

Hmmmm...sometimes I think that might be a good place for them!
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Resume Funny

posted at 4/21/2003 5:07 AM EDT
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LOL!

I had one about a year ago that said "Traveled 110% of the time" under job duties. How exactly does that work?
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Resume Funny

posted at 4/22/2003 11:41 AM EDT
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This is one of my favorites from a cover letter...
"Always remember that I can be of great value to you. Use me don't abuse me."
Wonder where they worked before?
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